True Epitaphs:
Sir John Strange; Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange. -- Tombstone in England
I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours. -- Vermont
As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, So this old world is made brighter by the lives Of folks like you.
-- Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde)
Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.
-- Tombstone Arizona
Alien tears will fill for him; Pity's long-broken ern. For his mourners will be outcast men, And outcasts always mourn.
-- Oscar Wilde's Tombstone
William Shakespeare:
Good friend for Jesus sake forbeare,
To digg the dust encloased heare!
Blest be the man that spares thes stones,
And curst be he that moves my bones.
Emily Dickinson: Called Back.
Merv Griffin: I will NOT be right back after this messages.
Rodney Dangerfield: There goes the neighborhood.
Billy Wilder: I'M A WRITER but then NOBODY'S PERFECT.